Did you know there’s such a thing as vegan shoes? I didn’t either, until I bought these, and the veganism came as an unexpected side benefit. They feature “microbuck vegan leather uppers,” whatever those are.
Does this mean I can eat them if I get hungry?
Marie's Meanderings 
They will taste better if you put some ketchup on them!
See you —
Neil S.
I guess it had better be organic ketchup.
The look pretty good even if I don’t know what vegan leather is! I am sure you will make good use of them.
Yes, I think “vegan leather” is kind of a contradiction. Perhaps they should call them “vegan uppers” or something. No wait, that sounds like a plant-based stimulant. Can’t win.