“Hot Frosty” Movie Guest Review and an Updated Drinking Game List

Image courtesy of Netflix

Russ and I are fans of National Public Radio’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” news quiz humor show. In a recent edition, host Peter Sagal mentioned that holiday movies are being produced with a decidedly sexy bent. He named one in particular: “Hot Frosty.” This Netflix production is about a muscular snowman who comes to life after a young widow drapes him with a scarf that has magical properties. Needless to say, he keeps his “hot” physique once he’s human, and romance ensues. But he also keeps some of his cold properties, too, such as a penchant for eating ice and a below-freezing body temperature.

We decided that “Hot Frosty” was a good candidate for a drinking game, even though it wasn’t an official Hallmark movie. We set a date with my friend Sharon, with whom we had a riotous time four years ago enacting and enhancing this drinking game list.

This living snowman causes quite a stir while fixing a roof. Image courtesy of Netflix.

Although “Hot Frosty” didn’t contain as many troupes as a Hallmark movie, we still had fun watching it. In fact, it inspired us to enlarge our game list with a few new rules. I’ll post the revised version below Sharon’s review of the movie. Please note: Sharon provided this review after drinking to drown her sorrows after the Packers lost to the Vikings, and after playing our movie drinking game.

“It’s part PG-rated but it doesn’t go too far in the sexy category. It’s not like “Magic Mike.” Netflix, could you ramp it up a notch? The snowman had an interesting body but no substance.

“Women are usually colder than men. I dunno if it’s from our estrogen or what. We don’t want to snuggle up to men who are colder than we are. We want hot men! If someone was as cold as this guy is, it would put a damper on things.”

So, there you have it. Maybe not all that sexy, and probably too cold, but it was a fun way to spend an evening.

Here’s our freshly revised list.

RULES

Take one drink whenever:

A reference is made to a dead relative
The “Mayor” appears on screen
The main character’s name is related to Christmas (Holly, Nick, etc.)
Anytime someone disses fake Christmas trees
A newcomer partakes in an old family or town tradition
Hot chocolate, apple cider, or eggnog is on screen
A big city person is transplanted to a small town
Christmas caroling, a tree farm, baking cookies, or a snowman appears
Mistletoe or a scarf is on screen
A character makes a magic deal
Any time you hear “Jingle Bells”
The town is named something Christmas-y
An interracial couple appears
An angry, misdirected law enforcement officer appears

Take two drinks whenever:

Characters experience a ‘near-miss’ kiss
An obvious product advertisement appears
A snowball fight, ice skating, or dancing happens
An ugly sweater or tie appears
The characters are snowed in
Someone gets a makeover
A “Pride and Prejudice” reference is introduced (a character is named Darcy, a place named Pemberly)
Someone refers to a metaphor or uses intelligent phrasing
Someone refers to fishing or hunting
Someone with slicked-back hair expresses their hate for Christmas

Finish your drink whenever:

The cynic is filled with the Christmas spirit
It snows on Christmas
Someone selects a Christmas tree
The main characters bake/cook something together, or Christmas-themed food is mentioned
Bad art appears or a literary reference is made
Dissonant architecture appears (for instance, a lighthouse in Wyoming)
Accordion music happens, especially if it’s playing Jingle Bells

Take a shot whenever:

The movie stars Candace Cameron-Bure, Lacey Chabert, or Andrew Walker appear
The main characters fall in love
The main characters kiss

Connecting Through Writing

I once planted poems throughout my town (Duluth, MN) when I contributed to a Local Free Poetry project. Our poet laureate at the time scattered hard copies of poems by local poets in area businesses. I submitted four poems. One of them was entitled, “Perfunctory Kisses.” The short (8-line) poem detailed how I dislike kisses that don’t mean anything. I might want to publish it somewhere in the future, so I won’t share the whole thing here, but just let me say that the first line is: Perfunctory kisses suck.

I know, not exactly subtle, but I like my poetry to be accessible. 😊

Last summer, I received an email through my author website from a woman who lives in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. She said my poem captivated her when she found it. She used it as a reading at her recent wedding – her groom read it to her before they exchanged vows.

“Your short poem offered a sharp and punchy contrast to some of the more traditional readings of the ceremony,” she said. “We heard gasps of delight as the first line was read aloud. Let’s say, it was well received, as we knew it would be.” She ended with, “Thanks for your contribution to making our ceremony unique and memorable.”

Receiving her note made my day, my year! I’m tickled and honored that my poem landed on fertile ground and was used in such a personal way.

After my book launch this winter for “Meander North,” I heard from our friend, Sailor Dave, who connected with one of the stories I read about bunnies. Unlike with my poem, you can read this one because the book is made up from posts from this blog. (Seeing Rabbits) It explores the thought that rabbits might be guardians of our sleep.

Dave lives in a tiny house at a local marina. He said, “I wanted to tell you that I had a “pandemic bunny” living under my house last winter, too. When listening to Marie read the story, I was anticipating a dark turn, with Russ finding a great “New York Times” rabbit stew recipe that he was dying to try. Of course, it took a more spiritual turn and I found myself wondering if my rabbit would return. I did leave veggies out now and then. And there were baby bunnies in the spring. After our last snow, I spotted fresh bunny tracks around the house. My guardian bunny has returned! Probably under the house right now, waiting for me to go to sleep.”

Then there was a note I received through my website right after Christmas. A reader from Marshall, Minnesota, thanked me for writing my first novel, “Eye of the Wolf,” which deals with the wolves on Isle Royale National Park. He said it was, “An enjoyable foray into their lives and possibilities.”

Since my novel is rather old now (12 years), I asked him where he found it and he said it was in the library there. I let him know that there’s a sequel (“Plover Landing”), which he also ended up reading, and appreciated. I planted those copies in the town when I participated in a local arts board event years ago. So nice to learn they also found fertile ground!

I love these connections and I love it when readers take the time to send me their comments.

Russ and I were just listening to the latest episode of NPR’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” show. Author George Saunders (“Lincoln in the Bardo”) was on it. During his interview he offered this thought on how to define a literary work: “Anything that connects people in a way that’s deeper than the usual way – habitual way we connect. That can be seen as literature.”

I’d also posit that literature connects through space and time. The good books will resonate into the future and across geography. I’m not really saying that my writing is great literature, but I’m always trying and am heartened by these little successes.