Inspired by mishearing the song “Cardinal” by Kacey Musgraves. Thought it was funny. Hope I don’t get sued.

I saw a sign or an omen
In the garden, in the morning
Right after I
Lost a friend without warning

Words unsaid
Nose of red

Garden gnome
Are you bringing me a message from the other side?
Garden gnome
Are you tellin’ me I’m on somebody’s mind?
Don’t leave me behind

I took a walk in the ‘hood
To clear my head
Turned my collar to the wind
On the street, it was blowin’

And there he was
By the shed

Garden gnome
Are you bringing me a message from the other side?
Garden gnome
Are you tellin’ me I’m on somebody’s mind?
Don’t leave me behind

Are you just watching and waiting for spring?
Do you have some kind of magic to bring?
Are you just watching and waiting for spring?
Do you have some kind of magic to bring?
Are you just watching and waiting for spring?
Do you have some kind of magic?

Garden gnome
Are you bringing me a message from the other side?
Garden gnome
Are you tellin’ me I’m on somebody’s mind?
Garden gnome
Are you bringing me a message from the other side?
Garden gnome